Florida

If you listen carefully, you can hear hospice whispering your name. 

Nevada

Anything can happen. Bring plenty of underwear.

Montana

Does a beat shit in the woods? Find out in Montana

Alabama

We know you’re laughing at us. We just don’t care.

Alaska

#1 in suicides.

Idaho 

You don’t have to be white to enjoy Idaho—but it sure helps.

Indiana

Eat. Sleep. Leave.

Massachusetts

We’re not all assholes.

New Mexico

No, you don’t need a passport, dumbshit.

New York

Where everyone’s welcome—except you.

North Carolina

Port-a-potties everywhere, so you can go anywhere.

Utah

Gun Laws? Never heard of them.

Texas

A perfect day in Dallas/Fort Worth: Watch the Cattle Drive. See Shakespeare in the park. Witness a lethal injection.

West Virginia

Everything you’ve heard is true.

Wyoming

You’ve arrived. Now, sit back, relax and imagine you’re somewhere else.

North Dakota

Cemetery plots starting at $119.

Arkansas

Our age of consent laws are more like guidelines.

Nebraska

Explore Nebraska’s hidden brothels.

Mississippi

Bicentennial 1817-2017. Celebrating two hundred years of prejudice and bigotry

Washington

Wake up and smell the shade-grown, fair-trade, hand-picked, single-sourced, premium-roasted, organic coffee from Yemen that cost you 14 bucks, sucker.

Oregon

Hey asshole, it’s pronounced OR-E-GUN!