Florida
If you listen carefully, you can hear hospice whispering your name.
Nevada
Anything can happen. Bring plenty of underwear.
Alabama
We know you’re laughing at us. We just don’t care.
Alaska
#1 in suicides.
Idaho
You don’t have to be white to enjoy Idaho—but it sure helps.
Indiana
Eat. Sleep. Leave.
Massachusetts
We’re not all assholes.
New Mexico
No, you don’t need a passport, dumbshit.
New York
Where everyone’s welcome—except you.
North Carolina
Port-a-potties everywhere, so you can go anywhere.
Utah
Gun Laws? Never heard of them.
Texas
A perfect day in Dallas/Fort Worth: Watch the Cattle Drive. See Shakespeare in the park. Witness a lethal injection.
West Virginia
Everything you’ve heard is true.
Wyoming
You’ve arrived. Now, sit back, relax and imagine you’re somewhere else.
North Dakota
Cemetery plots starting at $119.
Arkansas
Our age of consent laws are more like guidelines.
Nebraska
Explore Nebraska’s hidden brothels.
Mississippi
Bicentennial 1817-2017. Celebrating two hundred years of prejudice and bigotry
Washington
Wake up and smell the shade-grown, fair-trade, hand-picked, single-sourced, premium-roasted, organic coffee from Yemen that cost you 14 bucks, sucker.
Oregon
Hey asshole, it’s pronounced OR-E-GUN!