Florida

If you listen carefully, you can hear hospice whispering your name. 

Nevada

Anything can happen. Bring plenty of underwear.

Alabama

We know you’re laughing at us. We just don’t care.

Alaska

#1 in suicides.

Idaho 

You don’t have to be white to enjoy Idaho—but it sure helps.

Indiana

Eat. Sleep. Leave.

Massachusetts

We’re not all assholes.

New Mexico

No, you don’t need a passport, dumbshit.

New York

Where everyone’s welcome—except you.

North Carolina

Port-a-potties everywhere, so you can go anywhere.

Utah

Gun Laws? Never heard of them.

Texas

A perfect day in Dallas/Fort Worth: Watch the Cattle Drive. See Shakespeare in the park. Witness a lethal injection.

West Virginia

Everything you’ve heard is true.

Wyoming

You’ve arrived. Now, sit back, relax and imagine you’re somewhere else.

North Dakota

Cemetery plots starting at $119.

Arkansas

Our age of consent laws are more like guidelines.

Nebraska

Explore Nebraska’s hidden brothels.

Mississippi

Bicentennial 1817-2017. Celebrating two hundred years of prejudice and bigotry

Washington

Wake up and smell the shade-grown, fair-trade, hand-picked, single-sourced, premium-roasted, organic coffee from Yemen that cost you 14 bucks, sucker.

Oregon

Hey asshole, it’s pronounced OR-E-GUN!