If you listen carefully, you can hear hospice whispering your name.
Anything can happen. Bring plenty of underwear.
We know you’re laughing at us. We just don’t care.
#1 in suicides.
You don’t have to be white to enjoy Idaho—but it sure helps.
Eat. Sleep. Leave.
We’re not all assholes.
No, you don’t need a passport, dumbshit.
Where everyone’s welcome—except you.
Port-a-potties everywhere, so you can go anywhere.
Gun Laws? Never heard of them.
A perfect day in Dallas/Fort Worth: Watch the Cattle Drive. See Shakespeare in the park. Witness a lethal injection.
Everything you’ve heard is true.
You’ve arrived. Now, sit back, relax and imagine you’re somewhere else.
Cemetery plots starting at $119.
Our age of consent laws are more like guidelines.
Explore Nebraska’s hidden brothels.
Bicentennial 1817-2017. Celebrating two hundred years of prejudice and bigotry
Wake up and smell the shade-grown, fair-trade, hand-picked, single-sourced, premium-roasted, organic coffee from Yemen that cost you 14 bucks, sucker.
Hey asshole, it’s pronounced OR-E-GUN!